November 27, 2008

Thanksgiving..Or Not, Ella Style

Your holiday sucks.
Turkey is a stupid bird.
Thanks for nothing, folks.

I'm allergic to turkey, so thanks a lot for having a holiday where you bake something that smells really good, then telling me I can't eat it because it'll make me puke my guts out.
No, really. Thanks a ton.
I won't even get into the whole oppression and decimation of indigenous cultures. The pilgrims made them puke too.

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