Are fun to chase down hallways
But your pancakes stink
I have nothing against holidays that often involve stray ribbons being dangled and flipped for my entertainment. I've seen Sashimi eyeing the tissue paper with barely contained hunger. But for the love of Bast, why have a traditional food made out of potatoes? Can't you humans have a holiday that involves freshly grilled tuna fillets seasoned with butter and a hint of garlic salt?
Really. Do I have to think of everything?
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Dear Ella,
Some humans DO celebrate Christmas Eve with Seafood of all sorts, like my crazy family... Personally I'm having a lovely T-Bone instead.
A T-bone would be perfect. Send right over. Ignore that silly humom who says I'm allergic to beef. There is no such thing as allergic to something that good.
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