Birdbrain

I can't speak any plainer

My tongue can't form your words

We need to hire a trainer

Humom's brain is full of birds

Humans are so way hard to train. On that, at least, Ella and I agree. Ella's made it clear that she's in charge of the house, and Sushi has bossed me around since we were kittens. So I guess it's my job to train the humom, but it's hard. I try! I mean, I tell her "now!" and she says, "It's not time for food yet." I say "I'm lonely" and she says "What? I'm working Sashimi." Sushi says I need to practice patience, but I'm tired of practicing anything.

Hey, do you think they sell patience online? I'm gonna go find out.

I'm also tired of Google spellcheck getting my name wrong. Sigh. It's a real word. A tasty word, too! Like I said, brains full of birds, those humans.