The humom travels
Leaving us behind, alone
Revenge is taken
The humom isn't stupid, I'll give her that. She knows that I know exactly what the suitcase means. She doesn't bring it out until right before a trip. She did it again last month--left for four days without so much as a fresh-roasted salmon as a goodbye present (however, I noticed she brought salmon back with her...I'm waiting, humom. I'm waiting).
She is not so good about putting the suitcase away after her travels. So I have decided that the suitcase must die. Already the carrying straps are beginning to fray at the edges from the wrath of my teeth. If those pre-humom [expletives deleted] hadn't ripped out my front claws, that thing would be in furry little bits for Sashimi to choke on right now. As it is, I think it feels the bruising of my paw.
It will go down.
I have already won.
Leaving us behind, alone
Revenge is taken
The humom isn't stupid, I'll give her that. She knows that I know exactly what the suitcase means. She doesn't bring it out until right before a trip. She did it again last month--left for four days without so much as a fresh-roasted salmon as a goodbye present (however, I noticed she brought salmon back with her...I'm waiting, humom. I'm waiting).She is not so good about putting the suitcase away after her travels. So I have decided that the suitcase must die. Already the carrying straps are beginning to fray at the edges from the wrath of my teeth. If those pre-humom [expletives deleted] hadn't ripped out my front claws, that thing would be in furry little bits for Sashimi to choke on right now. As it is, I think it feels the bruising of my paw.
It will go down.
I have already won.
Posts
No comments:
Post a Comment